I was recently commissioned by a website that has surprisingly little to do with video games to write an article about Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom, a delightful and frankly bizarre adventure game that Hudson published for the NES (it’s on Virtual Console too, if you want it).
For those who haven’t played the game, it’s about an armed rebellion of fruits and vegetables taking on a twisted dictator that is selling them out to farmers for reasons that are never made entirely clear.
It’s got some great self-referential humor, jaunty music, and some of the most memorable characters in the NES library. Characters so memorable that you just kind of want to cut them up and eat them, which is what we’re going to do.
Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom (serves two)
3 tbsp Peanut Village oil
1 tbsp Percy Persimmon vinegar
2 cups fresh Spinach Heights, washed and roughly cut
1/2 red bell Sgt. Pepper, diced
1 cup grape Princess Tomatoes, halved vertically
1/2 Sir Cucumber, peeled, sliced and quartered
1 clove Garlic Wanderer, minced
1/2 cup Minister Pumpkin seeds, roasted
1 bag frozen Mr. Corn